The Camera Fanatic

• He has a shutter tattoo around his belly button.
• All of the lights in his house look like flash bulbs paired with a white umbrella.
• He has a stop sign on the wall, to which he added ‘F–’ before the word.
• In a crude script, he hand–painted “A picture is worth a thousand words...” on his living room wall.
• His doorbell makes a shutter–closing sound and is all but inaudible.
• Every last box in his house has been fashioned into a camera obscura.
• His right index finger is permanently curled.
• He has a hot tub that is surrounded by red lights and is full of chemicals used for developing photos.
• His curtains are made of taped together polaroids.
• He has fashioned a miniature trash bin from a plastic tube that once contained 35mm film.

Published May 10th, 2013
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